Blue Zushi - Untouchable Genetics

Blue Zushi - Untouchable Genetics

There’s been a lot of talk on the weed net about who has the real Blue Zushi and who got fake cuts, and while I’m sure there are tons of fake cuts out there, this one from Untouchable Genetics is not one of them. This is not only the real deal, but it’s frankly the strongest version of this strain I’ve had in years.

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Zoap - Pleasant Effects

Zoap - Pleasant Effects

It’s been a good long while since I’ve had a batch of Zoap that was worth anything, so naturally my hype for another batch from Pleasant Effects was through the roof. Many previous batches of their Zoap had been specifically siloed off for the Fear and Zoaping drops with The Book Club, so it was an extra treat to get some down in my local market.

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OG - Traditional

OG - Traditional

Hardcore enthusiasts have been arguing about OG Kush since time immemorial (1991), but almost 25 years later the debate has shifted back to who actually has fire OG. Traditional has been rolling out a whole lineup with a great variety of flavors and OG seems to be the centerpiece of the whole lineup, and I have some mixed feelings about this.

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Crunch Berries - Pleasant Effects

Crunch Berries - Pleasant Effects

It’s not a secret that I’ve been pretty impressed with Funk House Farms’ work over the last year or so, and being honest I thought that streak might end with Death Star x Skunk Dog because the eye appeal is just not in the same league as Runtz or Black Maple. That is, at least on the outside of the nugs, which if they weren’t large, golf-ball dense and geode-esque on the innards, would be in scrungly territory.

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Wedding Pie - Living Matter

Wedding Pie - Living Matter

Wedding Pie is something of a staple amongst Maine cultivators, and there are few who do it on this level. Heads from the western side of the country may be trired of this strain from the inundation of hash and flower coming from the Pyxy Styx cut. The Wedding Pie cut is generally attributed to Living Matter as the keeper of the flame, and at this point the cut has propagated quite far.

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Khalifa Kush - Eugreen

Khalifa Kush - Eugreen

Today, we see Khalifa Kush as just another celebrity brand, but before the brand and before the collaboration with Cookies for the rec market debut, the genetics birthed a legend. While this story is a bit more cultural mythology than documented fact, Khalifa Kush from Eugreen is smoke worthy of the legend and is an excellent value on Beast Coast Terps’ menu.

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Blue Bayou - T-BARZ
Flower, Cali, Coco, T-Barz, DC Source Max Flower, Cali, Coco, T-Barz, DC Source Max

Blue Bayou - T-BARZ

Every now and then, DC Source comes in clutch with some dank from a brand I’ve never heard of, and he’s done it yet again with this Blue Bayou from T-Barz. I’m always a little skeptical of brands that use art like this on 100ml Miron jars, but the quality from T-Barz’s second release is a pleasant surprise.

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Zimosa #2 - 710 Labs

Zimosa #2 - 710 Labs

I’ve been smoking a bit more 710 Labs this year, but I’ve been curious about their flower for a good long while after seeing countless gorgeous photos of the buds on Reddit. My expectations for Zimosa were high and low in different respects, and overall it kind of subverted those expectations in many categories.

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Cap Junky - Living Matter

Cap Junky - Living Matter

It’s no secret that I have absolutely no love for Cap Junky, but Living Matter has always really impressed me with their products the few times I’ve tried them. A mutual friend told me the batches of Cap Junky and Wedding Pie were truly on another level this round after moving to a new facility. Wrapped in a dense supremely resinous dank kush package, this version of Cap Junky is one that I’m glad I didn’t miss.

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Hash Burger - Eugreen

Hash Burger - Eugreen

If you read some of my reviews from last year, unfortunately most of them are lost media, then you may remember me reviewing a few Hashplant hybrids and especially appreciating the sharp mojito terp. Beast Coast Terps in his expert curation selected this flavor out of the bunch and it has both enchanting terps and intense potency.

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Yogurt Drip - Eugreen

Yogurt Drip - Eugreen

California and Maine have been the real meta in the New York scene for the last couple of years, but this Yogurt Drip shows that Oregon still really has it going on. Beast Coast Terps got set up with the line on living soil flavors from some of the most well known cultivators in the state, one of which being Eugreen, which has a record of consistently great flower.

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Cheddar Wedges - Blended Family Farms

Cheddar Wedges - Blended Family Farms

Another debut of a local grower, Blended Family Farms reached out and submitted his Cheddar Wedges for review, and samples like this are why I accept review submissions the way I do. It’s clearly an off the beaten path genetic grown with much care, and it’s clear Blended Family Farms is only on its way up from here.

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“Triangle Mints” - Ryder Farms

“Triangle Mints” - Ryder Farms

If you get to try this sample from Ryder Farms, it’s immediately obvious that this is not just a regular Wedding Cake. Unfortunately, this is a situation where I’ve been asked not to publicize what the clone is, but if you’ve been smoking elite flower in Maine for the last couple of years, the effect and stink will make it pretty obvious.

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