Skullcandy - Turkey Bag Tom

Skullcandy - Turkey Bag Tom

Turkey Bag Tom has impressed often in the past in his searches of large northern California facilities, surfacing hidden gems the often have overstock or get overlooked. In the past, he especially impressed me with his Cherry Moonshine and his curation of Tea Time and he’s also managed to find some of the best value crops of OG in NorCal. A lot of this stuff has shown up on other menus with other names, namely Don Merfos and Wizard Trees, and I suspect Skullcandy is the same deal.

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Zangria x Gelonade - Trichomies

Zangria x Gelonade - Trichomies

I got to try the Zangria x Gelonade hybrid the first time about a year and a half ago as Fruit Stand from B’s Trees, but this is the first time I’ve gotten to try it as rosin thanks to Beast Coast Terps out of Queens. I’ve always appreciated that this hybrid had killer potency and a complex effects and together with a killer lemon grease flavor makes for something that ought to be center ring for a while.

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Cranberry Z - Michelin Terps
Hash, Rosin, Massachusetts, Craft Max Hash, Rosin, Massachusetts, Craft Max

Cranberry Z - Michelin Terps

Trying award winning hash is always a pleasure, but trying award winning jam diamonds from a brand from Massachusetts, the debut for that state in any of my reviews, has got to be one of the biggest ESPN stat moments I’m publishing yet. Another one from the ADHDDEAD 420 celebrations, Cranberry Z is one that I’ve tried in hyrids a couple of times but this I think is also the first time I’ve tried it on its own.

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MurdaBand - Misty’s Melts

MurdaBand - Misty’s Melts

Of all the things I’ve been hype to smoke so far this year, MurdaBand is at the top of my list, or at least it was until I tried it. MurdaBand is a hybrid of MattaBand x Sowahh bred by Flavor Farming and has been blown up by everyone in the Flavor Farming squad, including this prime spec rosin from Misty’s Melts. Ever since I smelled the flower for the first time in December, I was in love with the way it burned my nostrils, which is what I appreciate from any Sour line strain.

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G.R.E.A.M. - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Value, Shmu Max Flower, Maine, Craft, Value, Shmu Max

G.R.E.A.M. - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

G.R.E.A.M. is a hybrid of Lil Valley OG and the aforementioned WUG, with the OG seemingly a cut of OG from Washington. It’s similar to things like TK41 or Gushers in that it’s candy over confectionary gas in the aroma and flavor. The nugs are large and dense and the sample came solidly fresh, which translates well to a smooth smoking experience.

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207 Headband - Best Friend Farms

207 Headband - Best Friend Farms

207 Headband by Best Friend Farms has been something of a Maine legend the last couple years, and for whatever reason it’s just completely eluded my headstash. Hash on the Hudson heard my cries for heat and hooked it up with this sample, and it was totally worth the wait.

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Moonbow - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Value, Shmu Max Flower, Maine, Craft, Value, Shmu Max

Moonbow - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

One major complaint a lot of folks have about original Z is that it doesn’t really have a lot of power and that is clearly not the case with this Moonbow. The potency is punishing and much more sedative than the average Zkittlez. It’s no secret I’m a bonafide Z lover, but generally I’ve found it tough to find affordable Z hybrids, and this checks a lot of those boxes

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Açaí Berry Gelato 49 - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max

Açaí Berry Gelato 49 - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

If you’re familiar with the story of Gelato, you remember that there are about six cuts of them floating around. 33 and 41 are the most popular today, but the others are still unique and interesting in their own rite. Açaí Berry Gelato is the #49 cut, and it’s certainly earned its name. Of all the original cuts, it’s probably the least gassy but definitely the most crushed berry forward and flavor coating fruity.

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Blue Hawaiian - Terpy Dabber house Tier 1
Flower, Budget, Cali, Terpy Dabber Max Flower, Budget, Cali, Terpy Dabber Max

Blue Hawaiian - Terpy Dabber house Tier 1

Trying award winning hash is always a pleasure, but trying award winning jam diamonds from a brand from Massachusetts, the debut for that state in any of my reviews, has got to be one of the biggest ESPN stat moments I’m publishing yet. Another one from the ADHDDEAD 420 celebrations, Cranberry Z is one that I’ve tried in hyrids a couple of times but this I think is also the first time I’ve tried it on its own.

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Gas Face - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max

Gas Face - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

You may be reading this and thinking “dang there have been a lot of Shmu menu items on review lately” but the reason for that is because value for money especially at the oz rate, the listings are super competitive and there’s a great variety. Gas Face is a great example of this. The nugs presented are massive and swollen just the way I appreciate, but what really got me is the flavor.

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Head Hunter - New Horizons
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max

Head Hunter - New Horizons

It’s on record somewhere on this site that I’m a big fan of Gush Mints, probably more than the original Gushers at this point. In general, Purple City tend to be reliably enjoyable for me, so naturally seeing Legend OG x Gush Mints from Head Hunter, I had to try it off Shmu’s menu. Lucky for me this surpassed my expectations.

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Brides Maid - Moon Valley Cannabis

Brides Maid - Moon Valley Cannabis

first heard of Moon Valley from Loadin’ Buckets, who mentioned the brand had some really cool stuff, and he was not wrong. They delivered some really impressive living soil hash, from novel genetics and I’m glad I got to try this flavor specifically off terpy dabber’s menu. Brides Maid is a hybrid of Wedding Crasher x Ninetails cut Hindu Kush, which brings together old school and modern terps in a very tasteful way.

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Tropaya - Flavor Farming
Rosin, Maine, Budget, Craft, Shmu Max Rosin, Maine, Budget, Craft, Shmu Max

Tropaya - Flavor Farming

The flavor is much more “trop” than “paya,” which personally I prefer but others might prefer more sharp funk off the nose. Like everything else off Shmu’s selection of Flavor Farming samples, this stuff smokes smooth and clean, which is appreciate for rosin at this price point. The hallmark of this sample though is the effects which are super slumpy and full bodied.

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